Hey everybody, we all know the world is a terrifying, evil place where 90% of the people around you have intentions to harm you. I was assaulted 12 times already today, and that was just brushing my teeth. So as a well built black man I'm here to give some advice.
Step 1:Let's go over some ground rules of self denfense, the 3 main points are disrespect to you oppenent, letting your emotions take control of the situation, and never focusing on one thing at a time. All this ensures a battle where you will walk away victorious.
Things to never do if you feel your life is at risk in a dangerous situation:
1. NEVER run away from the agressor it makes you look like your a weak young child, always try to let it escalate to violence
2. Never call the police they have real crimes to deal with not some guy trying to take your wallet in a dark alley with a gun. They have to stop those damn rascals spray painting and pirating movies.
Alright now to move onto the cool stuff,weapons. Lets start with diy brass knuckles.
Step 1: Grab some tinfoil. I'm not a rich person who can afford brass and i dont have time to steal my neighboors pipes again so tinfoil will do.
Step 1:Let's go over some ground rules of self denfense, the 3 main points are disrespect to you oppenent, letting your emotions take control of the situation, and never focusing on one thing at a time. All this ensures a battle where you will walk away victorious.
Things to never do if you feel your life is at risk in a dangerous situation:
1. NEVER run away from the agressor it makes you look like your a weak young child, always try to let it escalate to violence
2. Never call the police they have real crimes to deal with not some guy trying to take your wallet in a dark alley with a gun. They have to stop those damn rascals spray painting and pirating movies.
Alright now to move onto the cool stuff,weapons. Lets start with diy brass knuckles.
Step 1: Grab some tinfoil. I'm not a rich person who can afford brass and i dont have time to steal my neighboors pipes again so tinfoil will do.
Step 2: Tear a thin strip of the foil and wrap it around your knuck knucks, and your done :D.
I FEEL SAFER ALREADY
Alright our next Diy is pepper spray. All you need is water (or any clear liquid) and pepper.
Step Uno: Put water and pepper in a squirt bottle. Done. Why spend money on "real" pepper spray when you can just use this. This is higher quality than most commercial bear sprays so you'll never have to worry about a bear kidnapping you again. (This spray is not dingo proof, you still need to watch your baby if in the general area of dingoes.)
One of the best weapons for self defense is fire. This is how to set an attacker on fire.
Step 1: Take gasoline, and a lighter and throw it onto your attacker. make sure your tajetory is the right angle to douse your attacker in gasoline in this case i threw at a 36.784548° angle with a velocity of 15.67655 mph. In this case this cat is my attacker.
Step 1: Take gasoline, and a lighter and throw it onto your attacker. make sure your tajetory is the right angle to douse your attacker in gasoline in this case i threw at a 36.784548° angle with a velocity of 15.67655 mph. In this case this cat is my attacker.
This is a basic physics review as well. this should be your end result.
Your welcome America. Stay safe.